circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

(via kayladigsjosh)

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

(via kayladigsjosh)

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

(via kayladigsjosh)

borderlineotaku:

blastortoise:

image

HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE

(via gillions)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via pooppancakes)

fagblogger:

damn orange is the new black is crazy af

(via pooppancakes)

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

(via pooppancakes)

slayboybunny:

*delicately serves self a modest helping of spaghetti* *takes a sip of wine and dabs mouth with cloth* *pours entire bottle of Parmesan cheese on my plate*

(via t-taintedlove)

y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

(via gillions)

guernvca:

❤️ My hair is wet but that doesn’t stop me from taking ugly selfies ❤️

(via guernvca)

dream-killah:

me telling ppl shit

(Source: leafwhirlwind, via guernvca)

+ Load More Posts